|Series||The New Addams Family|
|Original Airdate||Mar. 15, 1999|
|Written by||Arnold Rudnick & Rich Hosek|
When Wednesday and Pugsley are expelled, Gomez and Morticia decide to send them to military school. Wednesday shows the other students her crossbow, Pandora's Box, and her voodoo doll. The General in charge comes as Gomez is practicing a camouflage Trainwreck. He threatens to expel the children so Gomez buys the school, and The Addams Family teach all the classes.
- The title is a play on the 1998 film Saving Private Ryan.
- Blood and Guts Addams is mentioned.
- Bloodroot Tea
- Crow Cakes
Links and References
- Ken Camroux as General MacPatton
- Anthony Ulc as Sargeant Butler
- Rhys Hubber as Bully
- Addison Ridge as Student
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